"the water and jade - we mix"

brief notes from tonight's america's top model

without jade, there's no show. she's the most competitive and the most cut-throat. plus, she's mean! which, naturally, makes her the most entertaining. she's also totally, utterly delusional. but, you have to admit, nearly each time she takes the best shots. i predict she'll be in the final two, but no way will she win.

danielle. first, they make her have tooth surgery to fix a gap she doesn't want fixed. second, they tell her to stop talking the way she talks (she has a nice, kinda slow southern voice). two times: she's told to keep her mouth shut. but she bounces back. trying to bust into an industry based on the unreal, danielle seems to have at least a few ounces of real remaining.

best laugh out loud line:

jade (who else?): "the water and jade - we mix."

best line overall:

danielle: "when i show up and show out? it's a wrap."

and then there were three!